Love My Life

This is going to be a rather mundane post, I think. Just so you know and can skip if you wish. (But then again, I'll yell at you if you do...so don't? Prepare yourself? I don't know....)
It's not that my life is all that boring, but...you know how you begin to sort of have a routine, and the days all seem to sort of all roll together? That's what it's like right now.

First off, my parents are in England. Any normal teenager would find this a fit situation in which to throw the party of everybody's life (especially if there are just...incredible amounts of alcohol in the house), but my parents got my (maternal, if anyone cares) grandparents to come over from California to take care of my little sister and I. I'm not trusted to cook, apparently. ">.< I CAN MICROWAVE STUFF!!! ...Oh, shut up, I know I fail. (Especially as we don't have a microwave.)

We're done with the pigs; had the exam today; everyone failed so badly.

We were signing yearbooks today, I mostly recorded private jokes. There's a little story about this, but just so you know, this will expose the 100% bitchy side of me.
So Elisabeth is a new friend of my group, right? So I was signing her yearbook and I wrote "THE FLOOR IS SLANTING!!!" (ooh, I have to tell about that!) in it, and we were passing it around the group, and then I was reading stuff people wrote, and Ellie wrote something like "Welcome to the group. I'm so glad we're friends." No jokes, no nothing...it bothered the hell out of me. For no real reason, either. I mean, I'm super glad I met Elisabeth too...but I don't know, it just seems a bit stupid to me to say it like that....
Now I shall tell you about The Floor.

So Elisabeth and I were shopping, and we went into AE (Lalis, do you have that???) and yeah, we looked around, I complained about lack of suitable flip-flops (if only the mens' stuff was a bit SMALLER '-_-) and as we were coming out, I felt like one of my feet was higher than the other. So I started saying "Is it just me or-"
Random employee behind me: "It's just you." I sort of laughed. "But what?"
"Is the floor slanting?" I asked. (I felt really stupid, too. Because I was sure it was, but I COULDN'T SEE IT SLANTING!!! Elisabeth told me later that it was >.<)
ANYWAY, the employee gave me the weirdest look I have ever gotten, probably, and he backed away a bit, I swear, but he was like "Dude, what are you on??!! It's awesome!!!"
Anyway, so Elisabeth and I went to H&M, and then we were coming back because there were some beautiful glove thingies I wanted from Hot Topic, and we were passing back by American Eagle and I thought it only proper to answer his question. So, after a small catfight (Elisabeth refused to go back in!), I went back in to find him and discovered all the employees looked the same. So I went up to one who was in a totally different area, because it was more likely that he moved, and told him that I was on acid. He didn't seem to quite make out what I said, so I screamed "ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and ran out of the store. 'Twas quite fun, but I'm afraid I got the wrong guy....oops.

But back to tests that I'll fail...I'm hopeless with Latin. I haven't been in class for weeks now, I think. >.< Somehow, though, I only started hanging out with the serious druggies/skippers just now. It's odd, but I think I love them all xD
Except not when the male portion is massaging each other. That was slightly disturbing....

Also, I got yelled at by my grandmother today. Why? Apparently, emo gloves used to be worn by prostitutes xD It sort of made my day....

AND, also, apparently I've been sexually assaulted. 4th degree. (I'm dead serious too; we were talking about degrees of sexual assault in health, and right now, somebody could now be forced to register as a sexual offender...o.o But I won't press charges because I guess I'm a ho.)


Anyway, back to last week's question of the day, my rubber stamp would be a peace sign, if only to piss my parents off (but I like peace signs too :D)
This week's question is the following: Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons? (No, honestly. I've been thinking about this...I don't know why...anyway, and I feel like they did.)